'Everyone's giving me grief' about the series concluding prior to my arrival.
Golden sun, savory pies and iconic stadiums - what more could an Three Lions follower ask for?
Realistically, they'd hope for an contest for the urn in Australia where they still have a chance to secure the famous trophy following the initial matches.
Unfortunately, this scenario is off the table on this occasion, however, after Australia's crushing victory by 82 runs in Adelaide left the home side 3-0 up for the fourth consecutive series on home turf.
England's famous supporters' group, the vocal contingent, have 3,000 fans making the journey for the last two matches in Sydney and Melbourne.
There are also organized trips who will celebrate the holidays overseas, as well as relatives and companions heading for a dream holiday.
The Ryding Siblings
A group of four supporters are a prime example.
The four siblings had their flights and tickets secured for the fourth and fifth Tests "well ahead of time", anticipating a rare England series success.
Instead, they have watched Australia defeat England convincingly in just a short period from their house in their hometown.
"All my colleagues has been teasing me regarding the concluded contest for the last two weeks," said Sam.
"We always thought that we would have the series on the line still when we got there."
Lowered Expectations
There was plenty of positivity concerning a potential victory of securing a first win in 15 years for a series win in Australia prior to the first ball.
However, the situation is now staring down the barrel of prolonging a streak without victory in the country to 19 consecutive Tests when the next match starts in Melbourne on Thursday, 25 December.
The tourists - and their supporters - will be desperate to avoid a dreaded 5-0 scoreline.
It was mentioned that the "entertainment" of head coach Brendon McCullum's 'Bazball' in recent years had "renewed interest in" the five-day game for English supporters.
But the Ryding siblings said they had low expectations for the remaining matches - and all they are asking for from the players is "a bit of fight".
"Commentators consistently references this, but it all hinges on mental resilience. 'The aggressive approach has been become a phrase now that is just, like, impractical batting," added Rory.
"During a long match, you should dig in. Playing at deliveries 'outside the line has never been in the coaching manuals, and that is largely because of the frontline batsmen."
Looking Ahead
Asked whether he believed England will triumph in a Test in this Ashes series, one fan responded: "The evidence suggests the Aussies are just too good right now."
"There is going to have to be several individuals that makes a significant contribution and produces a match-winning display."
Regardless of the result, the fans are excited about the trip.
"We are going to have a fantastic experience regardless," added another sibling. "Our approach is that mindset."
"Naturally, it's disappointing we don't have more to play for, but we have spent so much money by now."
"We'll enjoy having Christmas and New Year out there. Additionally, it's a new experience for us abroad at this time of year."
A schoolteacher, Katie is intent on maximizing the lengthy journey as part of her seasonal break.
"As a backup plan, there's always golf to rely on," she added.